All righty. I had some muy muy interesante dreams last night.

Dream 1: I didn't know I was that good!
Kay. So in this dream, I was having a fashion show at my school. And I had a groovy dress. It was black and red and had tulle. And I was about to do my strut, but then I decided to go say hi to the swim team! I went over to the pool and was like, "HEY HEY HEY" to my friend. And then I noticed Tom Felton (aka Draco Malfoy) in the pool! I kept waving at my friend. Tom Felton waved at me (swoon), but I must have not noticed. Finally my friend said hi. Then I jumped into the pool (in my pretty dress!) and swam, and the coach noticed and put me on varsity. Yeah.

Dream 2: Baby I swear it's deja vu!
In my dream, I was at some amusement park or party or something stupid. And then I was like, "OHSHIT IT'S THE KAGAN." Brief Explanation: Kagan was this guy I knew in seventh grade. He had the same looks and attitude as Edward Cullen, and even though he had tons of sexy girls in love with him, I was his Bella Swan of choice (it pains me to compare myself to that waste of space....). Anyway, he looked pretty groovy. His hair was still fluffy, he had on a white shirt, ripped jeans, and then the grooviness ended. He was wearing UGGS. So I sat down across from him and was like, "Hey Kagan, groovy Uggs!" And he looked at me all weirdly and was like, "Hey, yeah, I know, they're hot." And I was about to go leave, and then he was like, "Wanna know what we're saying about you?" And I must have been a masochist cuz I was like, "Sure!" And he started saying all this really annoying shit about me, and Katie and Sarah and all of his other little girltoys started giggling at me all annoyingly. It pissed me off. Luckily, I am snazzy and groovy, so I kept my composure and left. Then I spread vicious rumors about them! *glitter*

That dream was like a stroll down memory lane. I found Kagan on facebook btw. I wanna send him a message like, "Hey bitch, remember middle school?" Ah, good times.